20th of July 2005
LAGUNA BITCH

Hello everybody,

How nice it is Laguna? How posh it is Laguna? Well, it is very nice and it is really posh. When cirque take us there it is amazing. The first thing that happen it is that everybody arrived there in a 50.000 dollars car and all of us arrived in a bus that cost less than the room we stayed in.

The hotel it is by the sea. Literally you get earplugs so you can sleep without hearing the sound of the waves. They crash against the shore all the time, stupid thing to say, and when the tide is coming up is very strong.

We get down in the morning and the staff of the hotel lay your towels, set your bitch chairs and tries to satisfied all your desires. Now, I remember this nice guy did all of that for us and I did not tip him. I am terrible. I have been living in this country for two years now and I still forget to give tips. I am sure the guy hated me for the rest of the weekend and refused to do anything for me from that time on. Now I also understand why every time one of the members of the staff would come to ask if everything was all right they were looking at us with a scary look. They knew by them that we were foreigners and we do not tip.

My favourite feature of the hotel is the rooms and the beds. I love the room. It is very spacious and the bed is superconfortable. I like the beech very much so I do not want to stay in my room very long but I would.

The night we arrived to Laguna Bitch we got a reception at the Splasch restaurant and it was very nice. Not many people came so that made possible to have a nice a relax chat with people from the show. We, well I drank a nice pinot noir and the chocolate martinis that gave me runny poop the next day.

That was my last trip with cirque and I am going to miss them. Next artists will use the hotel and they would hopefully have as good time as we have had.

Have fun.