24 th of June 2005
BRUSHING YOUR TEETH AND YOUR GUMS

Hello Everybody,

There is something you need to know. When you brush your teeth you are not just killing all the germs and virus and shit that is in you mouth you are also providing to you gums and your teeth a well deserve massage. That massage it is sometimes as necessary as any other things that you do for your wellbeing.

I know it is pain in the ass to go and take the toothpaste and the put a little bit on the brush. Then do not make it wet before it goes into your mouth because the effect of the wash will not be as effective. So the first left and right, up and down with the brush are never very pleasant. It is not until your body has generated a little bit of saliva that you do not start to enjoy. With the saliva in your mouth the brush runs trough your teeth like NASCAR car at full speed and the hair of the brush does its work like good drill getting to the centre of the world. It is an experience because you start to go faster and faster to the point that there is so much foam on your mouth that begins to overflow and then you tip your head back and run to the sink. Once there you spit all the content of your mouth and smile to the mirror with a sense of satisfaction of something well done and with the pleasure of felling fresh and awake.

For many years now I wash my mouth every time I go to the stage. Someone told me that every time you brush you teeth you get more awake. I am always a little bit sleepy and bored so once I massage my teeth they send a message to my brain through the nerves and all my body wakes up and I am ready for anything. I strongly recommended to every body.

Have fun.