28 th June 2005
STEPHAN ASS IS GOING RED

Hello everybody,

There is a reason for that and it is that now Stephan stays under the sun with a g-string. It all started when he got his first note on the board. It was not much, just a small note telling him that he has to be careful when he is under the sun. Stephan replayed that he is one of the clowns and that the director of our number thinks that the fact that it looks bad would make it funnier.

But the notes did not stop there, before going to the summer break in between many other people Stephan was mention as one of the artist that should be careful while on vacation so the tan lines will not show.

After the break everything seemed to be normal until another note appeared in the board. Stephan mentioned to us that he was pissed. We feared the worst because when he is angry he can destroy a whole restaurant with the kitchen inclusive and the uniforms of the valet parking boys and the go home a rest. We have heard many stories about Stephan bursts of anger and they are not pretty. He is German. People think he is Austrian but no he comes from Munich.

So back in our story Stephan very calm told us one day last week that he was going to take a calculated revenge. For him the rule that says the clowns have to respect the tan lines is stupid. So the best way to fight it is being even more stupid.

At the moment he spending all the time that he is under the sun in a G-String. I have seen the pictures of Stephan cutting the grass of his lawn with his ass shining under the sun and it looks really stupid.
More stupid looked the other day in the show when the ass of Stephan was so red that it looked like he had a third POM-POM.

Now there are not tan lines in white but there are tan line in pink and red and the whole thing has gone to most stupid place possible.

I can see an oral warming coming towards him.

Have fun